A weekly wrapup of the news, brought to us by Health and Welfare Minister Yanagisawa Hakuo, exhibiting his unique perspective on events.
Gripping National Production
A Failed Marriage
In other words...Yanagisawa's meeting with the PM at the Kantei--after his reconceptualization of adult Japanese women as baby-making machines who need to improve their per capita production--must have been AWKWARD.
Japan Faces New Butter Meltdown
1 hour ago