When Wen Met Abe

Thanks to a RFID chip implanted last year in Wen Jiabao's brain and Google's new translation software, I was able to record and decipher Wen's thoughts on January 14 in Cebu:

"Whoa! Turtle eyes, aren't you supposed to be in Europe?"

"Crikeys! What teeth!"

"His touch! It burns! Help me!"

Still, a better experience than last time with that other guy.