The Sankei Shimbun hits rock bottom

The front page article of this morning's Sankei Shimbun, quoting "numerous U.S. and Japanese government sources," claims that an analysis of the telemetry of the course of the Taepodong missile shows that the missile's original target was the waters off Hawaii.

Holy B*llsh*t Festival from Hell!

Are you seriously asking me to believe that in a post-9/11 world, a member of the Axis of Evil would hold an unannounced missile test, overflying Japan, targeting HAWAII!?!?!?!?

With the U.S. and Japanese militaries already on high alert?

And that the missile (conveniently) failed and (even more conveniently) swerved north toward Vladivostok?

AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! OH, OH MY BRAIN HURTS!!!

Sorry about that. I'll calm down now...