Dum-da-dum-dum. Dum-da-dum-dum-duhhhh...

Oh, on most days I just look forward to my evening swim. Today, however, the headlines are worth celebrating:

Some DPJ lawmakers express doubt about Livedoor e-mail
Kyodo

TOKYO, Feb. 21 - Some lawmakers of the Democratic Party of Japan began to express doubts Monday about the authenticity of an e-mail which fellow party members allege was sent by Livedoor Co. founder Takafumi Horie telling the recipient to transfer 30 million yen to the younger son of Tsutomu Takebe, the secretary general of the ruling Liberal Democratic Party.

The development comes after the main opposition party presented a copy of the e-mail to the executive board of the House of Representatives Budget Committee earlier Monday and called for invoking parliamentary investigation rights so the related bank account can be checked.

Yes, Democrats, it is worth repeating: "after the main opposition party presented a copy of the e-mailto the executive board of the House of Representatives Budget Committee earlier Monday and called for invoking parliamentary investigation rights. "

After.

Can you imagine the warm feelings Nagata Hisayasu's accusations must be making in Takebe Tsutomu's ample tummy right now? Mmmm...feeelss goooodddd...