Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Fabulous Prizes

A really tardy reminder--but did you check all your nengajō against the January 15 winning numbers announcement from Japan Post?

Though I should hardly be surprised, given the number of my acquaintances who take the time to send nengajō, I won (like the above card illustrates) nada this year.

Had I bought my hundred cards and simply held on to them, I would have won at least 2 prizes.

Of course, the one really neat aspect of this year's nengajō storm was the funny (funny "odd" not funny "ha ha") way the heretofore spectacularly expeditious system of delivering New Years cards broke down.

A paranoid person, a Doubting Thomas would surmise that someone, somewhere was trying to demonstrate how quickly the heretofore unshakable Japan Post will go to pot under privatization...

Not me, of course. Why are you looking at me like that?

Ōtsukayama - Hato no Su Keikoku

Yamazakura Prunus jamasakura and
Nogurumi Platycarya strobilacea
Okutama Township, Tokyo Metropolitan District. February 4, 2007.

Fallen Leaves of Hōnoki Magnolia obovata
Okutama Township, Tokyo Metropolitan District. February 4, 2007.

View toward Honnitayama and Kawanoriyama
(dark peak in the foreground is Shiroyama)
Okutama Township, Tokyo Metropolitan District. February 4, 2007.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

The Australia-Japan Defense Pact

Somehow, without any fuss or much public discussion, Japan is about to sign a defense cooperation agreement with a country other than the United States.

Canberra to sign security deal with Japan

Japan and Australia has (sic) preparing to sign a defence and security agreement. Australia's Foreign Minister, Alexander Downer, says it won't have the status of a treaty, and Beijing should not be upset, because the security deal is not aimed at containment of China.
Audio and a transcript from ABC Radio Australia can be found here.

Unless my recollection and news reports are mistaken Japan has never signed anything even remotely resembling this agreement with any other country but the U.S. in the postwar era.

What do the Chinese think of this development?

What are the limits of the activities upon which Japan and Australia are agreeing cooperate?

More importantly, where is the public examination of this concept? The press seems bizarrely silent about what is a history-busting accord. A peremptory Google News search reveals this one analysis on the Chugoku Shimbun's and other regional newspapers's websites.

日豪が安保行動計画 PKOや対北朝鮮想定
中国新聞

日本とオーストラリアは、国連平和維持活動(PKO)に備えた共同訓練の拡充、大量破壊兵器の拡散防止など対北朝鮮政策での連携強化を盛り込んだ安全保障協力に関する行動計画を策定する方針を固めた。

The Gaimushō's web page on Australia (English version here) makes no mention of any pending agreement. The only indication of movement on the security side is the statement of principles from Prime Ministers Howard and Abe's side meeting at APEC in November (Japanese only). Foreign Ministers Downer and Aso's joint statement (Japanese version here) from last March makes no mention of a formal agreement or a timetable for discussions.

What is going on here? And why is no one pouncing on this...this...not-a-quite-treaty-but-more-than-just-a-pipedream thingy?

Do Ya Want To Feel Dumb Today?

So do ya think you're pretty smart, do ya?

Then take a trip on over to Brad Setser's blog, where Andrew Rozanov of State Street "explains" how to set up a yen carry trade.

Occasional readers RTM and ERP probably could make sense of this.

Frankly, it baffles me.

Monday, February 05, 2007

Equal time for equal crime: Iōjima Beyond Irony

You have got to be kidding me.

At the (expletive deleted) Super Bowl.

A recreation of a staged scene.

Courtesy: Reuters


All I can think of is Clint Eastwood, staring incredulously at the television set and drawlin' to the assembled:

"You know. I thought I couldn't make the theme of my movie any more obvious. But clearly, there are people who just didn't get it."

Bruce Springsteen, make some room on the couch. Your most misunderstood song just got some company.

But Not All The Mainichi Shimbun Discovers Is Obvious

Poor Mainichi. Still attacking former Prime Minister Koizumi five months after he left office.

地域間格差:所得格差「小泉政権下で拡大」実証 本社集計
毎日新聞

99~04年の全国の市区町村の納税者1人あたりの平均所得に関し、格差の度合いを示す「ジニ係数」を年ごとに割り出したところ、02年を境に上昇したことが3日分かった。ジニ係数は毎日新聞が東京大大学院の神野直彦教授(財政学)の協力を得て割り出した。平均所得の最高値と最低値の差は3.40倍から4.49倍に拡大、小泉純一郎前政権の間に地域間格差が開いたことを示した。神野教授は「感覚的に論じられてきたものを初めて定量的に示せた」と指摘しており、地域間格差は4月の統一地方選の主要争点になりそうだ。
Extra! Extra!

Cuts in public works reduces incomes in areas without meaningful industries!

High cost, luxury housing construction in high cost-of-living areas tends to attract high income earners!

Economic recovery tends to favor areas where there is meaningful economic activity!

Where there are few children and most of the adults work, per capita incomes are high!

And Prime Minister Koizumi and his sidekick Takenaka are bad people!

Please.

Less amusing is the graph of the differences in average annual incomes between the highest income municipality, Tokyo's Minato-ku, and the lowest, Akita Prefecture's Higashi Naruse Village.


However idiotic the political rhetoric, the difference in average incomes is stark--frankly, unless one lives in a paid-for home, growing a certain amount of one's vegetables and fruits, 2.11 million yen a year seems an impossibly small amount to live on.

If it were not for the caveat that many of those living in Minato-ku are fulltime workers without children (though from the visual clues the number of couples with children must be growing), I would be seriously concerned about a 5 to 1 ratio in differences in per capita annual incomes.

The government has to come to some decision on how the low-income municipalities are going to cope with the future. The problem is mind bogggling. These areas cannot continue to live parasitically off revenues taken from the core areas. At the same time, without government-derived incomes and new residents--even only temporary ones--these places will become dead zones.

The reemergence of not just relative but real rural poverty in an industrialized nation--the reversal of the arc of 20th century economic development--may be the one truly important story of the present day Japanese economy.

In the print edition (Sunday, February 4) of the article is a graphic of the top ten and bottom ten local administrations (自治体) by income. Tokyo's dominance at the top is no surprise (Minato-ku, Chiyoda-ku and Shibuya-ku are #1, #2 and #3...and Tokyo wards hold 7 of the top 10 places). The real shocker is #4, Okinawa's Ueno Township.

What the heck is in Okinawa's Ueno Township?

At the bottom, unsurprisingly, are a lot of Kyūshū local administrations (two in Miyazaki, two in Kumamoto and one each in Nagasaki and Saga Prefectures), two from perennial population loser Akita (the prefecture with the nation's highest suicide rate) and one each from Hokkaidō and Okinawa Prefectures (balance?).

From time to time I am more than a little sharp about the parasitic prefectures, as if there were something wrong with administrative units unwilling to keel over and just die already. It is hard to get individuals to leave their homes; frequently, the home is one asset a person possesses. We cannot all be happy as little consumers in our manshons on X level of sector N of a single vast, pulsating concrete metropolis.

The culprits here are the politicians. They could push matters in the right direction, any direction, if only they had a little nerve and a little vision. The rural districts are victims of a failure of the imagination at the top, not initiative at the bottom.

Friday, February 02, 2007

I thought that we were over this

Here's a publication that might just be in the news over the next week--if only because Debito Arudo is on the war path about it.


Here it comes...the Freedom of Speech vs. Hate Speech debate.

I glad I am not the spokesman for the parent companies of the convenience stores hawking this atrocity.

Here's an absolute winner of a page from inside the above, downloaded from the Japan Probe blogsite:


I guess I am really glad I am not in the Gaimushō's North American or Middle Eastern and African Affairs bureaus, either.

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

I thought we were so over this.

Silly me.


Later - Whoa. That was fast.

It seems that Family Mart ordered all its outlets to pull the magazine from their shelves on February 5.

Pressure tactics work, sometimes.

I myself could not find a copy of this publication on the shelves of a Family Mart I visited on February 3.

That the Family Mart in question was next door to Asia University and the name of the young woman working behind the counter's was Ō may have had something to do with it.

Now we can all go back to naming and shaming NOVA English teachers for buying marijuana and cocaine from a canary.

OK, cue, "Casey Jones" by the Grateful Dead.

"Drivin' that train..."

It was inevitable

DPRK leaders take a break from shouting to illustrate the meaning of the American expression, "Two can play at that game."

DPRK urges Japan to hand over remains of slave workers
China Daily

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) on Thursday urged Japan to hand over the remains of Korean slave workers born in DPRK and pay compensation to the victims' families.

The remarks were made in a statement issued by the Association of the Korean Victims of the Forcible Drafting and Their Bereaved Families, an official organization responsible for the slave workers issue.

DPRK accused Japan of serious human rights abuses and urged it to conduct investigations into the remains of the Korean slave workers, the official KCNA news agency quoted the statement as reporting.

The remarks came after Japan handed over the remains of more than 100 slave workers to South Korea...

I guess the Worker's Party people got irked that even peace poodle Yamasaki Taku cannot get off the Yokota Megumi express.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Don't Panic...OK, Panic

Not that I am trying to instigate mass hysteria or anything...but shouldn't we be screaming and waving our arms around at the thought that Japan's battle against the spread of the H5N1 virus is being led by a former television comedian without any administrative or crisis experience who has been on the job for exactly 10 days?

Miyazaki Governor Higashikokubaru visits
the site of the third outbreak of H5N1 bird flu
Miyazaki Prefecture. January 31, 2006.
Courtesy: Mainichi Shimbun


Especially when he channels Kan Naoto and engages in stunts like this?


Miyazaki Gov. Hideo Higashikokubaru wolfs down grilled chicken at an event to promote the prefecture's products at a Miyazaki hotel Thursday. Higashikokubaru, who is dealing with bird-flu outbreaks in his prefecture, said Miyazaki chickens are "good and safe." Source: The Japan Times
To be charitable, he probably really regrets this idiotic performance now.

Shouldn't someone be saying also that having the baseball spring training camps opening up as per usual in Miyazaki Prefecture is a really, really, really bad idea?

Coach Ō talks to reporters.
Miyazaki City, Miyazaki Prefecture. January 31, 2006.
Courtesy: Jiji Press

All those Softbank Hawks (Miyazaki City), Yomiuri Giants (Miyazaki City) and Hiroshima Carp (Nichinan City) fans, all those journalists...in their cars...driving into Miyazaki Prefecture, all around it...and out again...

Dammit, Miyazaki has had three hotspots emerge in two weeks!

Shouldn't we be just a little bit concerned?

All Watched Over By Machines of Loving Grace

Fan videos of the three Jietai services, courtesy of You Tube:

The Ground Self Defense Forces

The Air Self Defense Forces

The Maritime Self Defense Forces

For those hopelessly addicted to overheated Jieitai imagery, these fanvids will have to suffice....as tragically, in the switchover from JDA to MOD, the MSDF shut down access to their infamous "dancing sailors" recruitment video.

Who among us can forget its stirring call to service?

"Seamanship, seamanship...for LOVE! Seamanship, seamanship...for PEACE!"

It lives now only in our memories...