For once it isn't me

The nominees in the category "Worst Timing for a Headline Ever" are...

Amaterasu Omikami! Somebody in Tsukiji was asleep at the switch this morning.

The below, I am not making this up, is the title and subtitle of today's editorial in the English language version of the The Asahi Shimbun:

Bureaucrat stranglehold
Leave policymaking to trustworthy politicians

And people complain about me being insensitive and unaware of my surroundings.