Malapropisms

MTC sometimes has to pause in mid-sentence in order to forestall disaster:

"Baka! It's CHIKYU NO ONDANKA and CHUGOKU NO ONKAHO, not CHIKYU NO ONKAHO or CHUGOKU NO ONDANKA."

Though, as a slogan:

"Wen Jiabaos of the World Unite for China's Getting Warmer!"

is not half bad.