MTC sometimes has to pause in mid-sentence in order to forestall disaster:
"Baka! It's CHIKYU NO ONDANKA and CHUGOKU NO ONKAHO, not CHIKYU NO ONKAHO or CHUGOKU NO ONDANKA."
Though, as a slogan:
"Wen Jiabaos of the World Unite for China's Getting Warmer!"
is not half bad.